Comments for How To Suck At Life http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com A Reference Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:29:50 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on 51. Abandon your blog for two weeks to whimsically gallivant around Ireland. by theatrechick http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/51-abandon-your-blog-for-two-weeks-to-whimsically-gallivant-around-ireland/#comment-172 theatrechick Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:29:50 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=139#comment-172 So whatever happened to this blog? I do believe it has been longer than two weeks. So whatever happened to this blog? I do believe it has been longer than two weeks.

]]> Comment on 32. Spill hot coffee onto your groin. by daniel http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/32-spill-hot-coffee-onto-your-groin/#comment-171 daniel Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:46:54 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=91#comment-171 And the fabulous absorption powers of your chinos ensure that your crotchal region stays nice and fiery for up to ten minutes, baking away both your self-respect and your ability to conceive children. Hahahahah!!!!!!!! And the fabulous absorption powers of your chinos ensure that your crotchal region stays nice and fiery for up to ten minutes, baking away both your self-respect and your ability to conceive children.

Hahahahah!!!!!!!!

]]> Comment on 47. Encounter the dreaded trash juice. by LoLo http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/47-encounter-the-dreaded-trash-juice/#comment-170 LoLo Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:24:52 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=130#comment-170 OMG I gagged just reading this, remembering my own encounters with trash juice. Okay and now I'm gagging typing that. It's only been really bad 1 time, about 2 years ago. After I got out of the three-hour long shower you mentioned, I realized there was a lake of trash juice in the bottom of the trashcan, where it had been slowing dripping and collecting for days. It looked and smelled like something died in there. Since I live in a high-rise and don't have access to a hose, the can had to be thrown in the bathtub along with a whole bottle of concentrated Lysol. Once the chemical fumes had me semi-conscious and finally convinced the trashcan was clean, I then had to scrub down the entire tub for over an hour to make sure THAT was clean. I'm still emotionally scarred. Ugh, trash juice. I officially suck at life. Great post, SP :) OMG I gagged just reading this, remembering my own encounters with trash juice. Okay and now I’m gagging typing that.

It’s only been really bad 1 time, about 2 years ago. After I got out of the three-hour long shower you mentioned, I realized there was a lake of trash juice in the bottom of the trashcan, where it had been slowing dripping and collecting for days. It looked and smelled like something died in there. Since I live in a high-rise and don’t have access to a hose, the can had to be thrown in the bathtub along with a whole bottle of concentrated Lysol. Once the chemical fumes had me semi-conscious and finally convinced the trashcan was clean, I then had to scrub down the entire tub for over an hour to make sure THAT was clean. I’m still emotionally scarred.

Ugh, trash juice. I officially suck at life.

Great post, SP :)

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]]> Comment on 51. Abandon your blog for two weeks to whimsically gallivant around Ireland. by Nice Melons http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/51-abandon-your-blog-for-two-weeks-to-whimsically-gallivant-around-ireland/#comment-168 Nice Melons Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:44:26 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=139#comment-168 Hmmm... I think someone figured out how to suck at life in Ireland. Hee! Hmmm… I think someone figured out how to suck at life in Ireland. Hee!

]]> Comment on 51. Abandon your blog for two weeks to whimsically gallivant around Ireland. by flyblu04 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/51-abandon-your-blog-for-two-weeks-to-whimsically-gallivant-around-ireland/#comment-167 flyblu04 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:29:22 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=139#comment-167 umm 2 weeks done come and gone update umm 2 weeks done come and gone update

]]> Comment on 50. Knock over a store display. by Sully Sullivan http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/50-knock-over-a-store-display/#comment-166 Sully Sullivan Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:57:05 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=136#comment-166 Oh yeah, I've done this. Not pop though. It was laundry detergent and luckily only one cracked a bit around the neck and there was minimal spill. Embarassing nonethless. Oh yeah, I’ve done this. Not pop though. It was laundry detergent and luckily only one cracked a bit around the neck and there was minimal spill. Embarassing nonethless.

]]> Comment on 51. Abandon your blog for two weeks to whimsically gallivant around Ireland. by damon http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/51-abandon-your-blog-for-two-weeks-to-whimsically-gallivant-around-ireland/#comment-161 damon Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:09:34 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=139#comment-161 I prefer to just suck in the continental U.S. Trying to suck globally is best left to the professionals. ;) I prefer to just suck in the continental U.S.
Trying to suck globally is best left to the professionals. ;)

]]> Comment on 51. Abandon your blog for two weeks to whimsically gallivant around Ireland. by Lisa http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/51-abandon-your-blog-for-two-weeks-to-whimsically-gallivant-around-ireland/#comment-160 Lisa Fri, 30 May 2008 00:35:30 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=139#comment-160 Does this mean you're gone for two weeks!?! Oh no!! :( Does this mean you’re gone for two weeks!?! Oh no!! :(

]]> Comment on 45. Drop a contact lens. by Careme http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/45-drop-a-contact-lens/#comment-159 Careme Tue, 27 May 2008 17:31:33 +0000 http://howtosuckatlife.wordpress.com/?p=126#comment-159 apparently you can catch colds through your eye. but i've done that one... i've also let my friend touch my eyeball... for an insane moment it just seemed like the right thing to do to display our friendship to the world. Careme xx apparently you can catch colds through your eye. but i’ve done that one…
i’ve also let my friend touch my eyeball… for an insane moment it just seemed like the right thing to do to display our friendship to the world.
Careme xx

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